How many MI has it been yet? Four? Five? A dozen? I’m a glutton for punishment (also, there really was nothing else to see), so I inflicted this dull, unimaginative movie upon myself. What was I thinking? It had a few good moments (mostly featuring Henry Cavill or Simon Pegg), but I should have opted for root canal instead. Or maybe watching another Michael Bay movie. (Tough call.) I’ll know better next time.